Nauseating Nine
In Eagan, we had the Two Burrito Club at Chipotle. I proudly joined the club on my last day in Eagan. When I ordered, the guy behind the cash register said “Do you want a bag for one of them?” “No, I'm going to eat them both.” “Are you loco?!” The obvious answer to that was yes, but I proceeded to pound them both. I gained the respect of my peers and a long weekend spent admiring the tile in my bathroom.
The absence of a Chipotle in Jersey obviously precludes the existence of a Jersey Two Burrito Club. Instead, I propose the Nauseating Nine. Can you eat all the items from the Taco Bell dollar menu in one sitting?
