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Bullets of Wisdom

  • No, I don't wish my girlfriend was a freak like you.
  • Everyone should sing karaoke at least once in their lives.
  • September is a busy month.
  • Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  • The $1 beer tour at Red Hook Brewery is a better deal than the free wine tour at Chateau Ste. Michelle.