Nerd Test
From the "why am I telling you this" department, we have my results from the Nerd Test (v2.0) If you knew there was a v1 things are already looking bad for you.
Take the test for yourself: http://www.nerdtests.com/nt2ref.html (If you're not a nerd you'll know before you finish the test because it will bore you to death and you won't understand any of the questions.)
My results...
