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Sickies

Elijah got hammered by some kind of bug about a week and a half ago and a few days later, I got what appeared to be the same thing. Thankfully Tyla has somehow managed to stay healthy throughout this and she’s been an enormous help. Our nights have been long (Tyla’s have been longer than mine!) trying to keep our coughing, sneezing, snotting boy asleep and content. Throw in a time change and it really has made for some interesting nights.

So that’s why you haven’t seen as many pictures of Elijah lately if you’re friends with him on Facebook. While we do post lots of photos of him, we are trying to make some judgment calls about what we post since it will all still be alive on the Interwebz when he’s older. We’ve decided no bath photos, no sick photos, and no status messages about major diagnoses.

Every parent should draw their own line, but it’s an important decision to make. This is the first generation of kids that is going to grow up with every day of their lives documented. It’s hard to predict how that will play out, but we’ll make our best guesses. I just try to picture 15 year old Elijah standing in a group of friends when they find the mother lode of pictures, or an employer who has the ability to datamine old status messages and find out if there are any major mental or physical weaknesses in this employee he is about to hire. It’s impossible to predict perfectly because everyone grows up with their own ideas of humor, but hopefully we’re making good choices.

Enough of all that, let’s see a picture already! Here’s Elijah wearing his first Halloween costume!

Mom is scanning in the slides from our childhood years so I now have access to a lot of my childhood photos. Want to see my first Halloween costume?

benmartens November 7, 2013 Family

Fantasy Football – Week 9

Fantasy football is great for math geeks because there is always something interesting in the numbers each week. This week, in each matchup, the lower ranked team won. Also, all winning and losing streaks came to an end.

I challenged Andy’s hold on first place and it came down to the final minutes of the Monday night game. A touchdown from any of his remaining players would have tipped the scales in his favor. In the end, it appears that a late injury scratch of Marques Colston from his starting roster was probably the difference in helping me win. Andy still has top spot because of points though. Dad has third place to himself and then spots 4-8 are separated by only one game.

We have five weeks left in our regular season so everyone has a good chance. The league seems pretty even this year.

Now on to the weekly awards:

  • Highest Team Score: Ben had 155.11 (Record, Week 4: Tim had 195.50)
  • Lowest Team Score: Jim had 74.94 (Record, Week 6: Jim had had 72.17)
  • Biggest Blowout: Austin beat Jim by 59.39 (Record, Week 3: Dad beat Andy by 63.83)
  • Closest Win: I beat Andy by 5.87 (Record, Week 1: Logan beat Tim by 0.89)
  • Highest Scoring Player: Nick Foles had 59.64 as a free agent. (Record, Week1: Peyton Manning had 60.28 for Andy.)
  • Mr. Consistency:  All winning and losing streaks were broken this week.
  • Crystal Ball: Logan started a perfect roster for the second week in a row.

Stats mostly via TMQ:

  • At Oakland, Philadelphia scored 39 more points than in its previous two games combined.
  • The Dolphins are 6-0 on Halloween.
  • The Cowboys’ defense allowed 1,016 yards in eight days.
  • At 1:39 Eastern on Nov. 3, St. Louis scored its first rushing touchdown of the season.
  • Six weeks ago, Seattle came back from a 20-3 deficit to win in overtime; Sunday, Seattle came back from a 21-0 deficit to win in overtime.
  • Kansas City has six touchdowns on defense; Jacksonville has seven touchdowns on offense.
benmartens November 6, 2013 Fantasy Sports

Oakley Airwave 1.5 Ski Goggles

If you want the ultimate ski goggle, your search starts and ends with the Oakley Airwave 1.5 ski goggles. Oakley took one of the top ski goggle lines in the world and added Wi-Fi, GPS, Bluetooth, and a bunch of sensors which all feed to a heads up display inside the goggles. Version 1 was introduced last fall and this year they’ve included some upgrades like an upgraded graphics processor and better battery life.

So what can you do with all this tech strapped onto your face? These goggles will track your speed, airtime in jumps, total vertical feet skied, and show you where your friends are (if they’re using the goggles too or running an app on their phones). All of this is presented via the heads up display. The goggles can also connect to your smartphone to control your music, receive text messages, and a lot more. As you probably guessed, these aren’t cheap. MSRP is $650, but when you consider that the Google Glass beta kits are going for $1500, this is a steal.

It all sounds pretty incredible, but you have to wonder how it works in real life. Is it safe to have a display like that always at the ready even as you’re skiing down the hill? Oakley has offered to let me demo these later in the year so I can give you a firsthand review! We’ve tentatively agreed on a January test so stay tuned.

benmartens November 5, 2013 Gadgets, Skiing

Cream Cheese Chicken

Always in search of new crock pot recipes, we decided to try out one called “cream cheese chicken.” You can click that link for the original or view my slightly modified version below. When we ate it, we each ate half a breast per meal. The sauce worked out about right for that but if you think each person will eat a whole breast, you might want less sauce (or more chicken.) The sauce is completely fantastic though. It really makes the meal!

Ingredients

  • 3 lbs chicken pieces
  • 1 (2/3 ounce) package Italian salad dressing mix
  • 4 tablespoons melted butter (divided)
  • 1 small onion, chopped
  • 1 garlic clove, chopped
  • 1 (10 1/2 ounce) can cream of chicken soup
  • 8 ounces cream cheese
  • 1/2 cup white wine
  • 1 package of frozen carrots and peas
  • 1 package of chopped mushrooms
  • 1 package of fettuccine noodles

Directions

  • Place chicken pieces in crock pot and sprinkle Italian seasoning over chicken. Sprinkle with 2 tablespoons melted butter.
  • Cook on low for 3-4 hours.
  • Melt 2 tablespoons butter in a sauce pan and sauté onion, mushrooms and garlic. Add Cream of Chicken Soup, cream cheese, wine, and veggies. Stir until smooth.
  • Add this mixture to crock pot and cook on low for an additional hour.
  • Serve with cooked fettuccine noodles
benmartens November 4, 2013 Food

Ender’s Game

The Ender’s Game movie launched this weekend. I’m excited to see it (probably at home after it comes out on disc) so I can’t tell you if the movie is any good or not. But the book? The book is fantastic. This is probably my favorite book of all time. There’s always the debate about whether you should read the book or watch the movie first. Both have their merits and I’ve done both. There’s no argument for this one though. You really need to read the book first. Why? Well I can’t tell you for the same reason you shouldn’t watch the movie first. I guess the only case where you should ever watch the movie first is if you have absolutely zero intention of ever reading the book.

If you enjoy the book, the next three books in the series form a trilogy and are good. I think there are 9 or 10 total books in the series and I feel like they kind of dwindle as you go. But if you’re reading by book 7 or 8, you’re probably so engrossed in Ender’s universe that you don’t care too much.

benmartens November 1, 2013 Books

NSA Gold Mine

So the NSA has all our data. All our web traffic, all our email, and even our encrypted traffic that they can unencrypt. That’s scary enough, but here’s something for you to chew on: what happens when this massive NSA storage facility gets hacked? You know that every hacker in the world is now trying to hit this place now that they know it exists. Sure the NSA has probably done a very good job sealing it up, but nothing is perfect. It’s only a matter of time before all that data on everyone gets leaked all over the internet. Then what!?

benmartens October 31, 2013 Commentary

Fantasy Football – Week 8

I only got to watch one game this week, but it was Monday night and what a game! It was a low-scoring, ugly affair, but the ending was terrific. Fourth and goal from the 2 and the Rams have 4 seconds to win the game. Do they run it like they’ve been running over the Seattle defense all night? Nope, they take their backup QB who has looked terrible all night and try to get him to throw against one of the best pass defenses in the league. I was also watching hoping that Tate would have 30 points to give me a win over my Dad. He did manage a season high 24 points (and a ridiculous taunting penalty, but what do you expect from a Notre Dame grad?) So I got the second highest score in the league and still lost. Booo!

Congrats to Andy who now has the top spot all to himself! Dad and I are in second and Logan and Jim are tied for the last spot in the playoffs. We still have a few weeks left before we have to start getting too concerned about that. Everyone still has a chance.

Now on to the weekly awards:

  • Highest Team Score: Dad had 154.62 (Record, Week 4: Tim had 195.50)
  • Lowest Team Score: Tim had 91.02 (Record, Week 6: Jim had had 72.17)
  • Biggest Blowout: Logan beat Tim by 36.92 (Record, Week 3: Dad beat Andy by 63.83)
  • Closest Win: Dad beat me by 5.51 (Record, Week 1: Logan beat Tim by 0.89)
  • Highest Scoring Player: Calvin Johnson had 43.90 for Dad (Record, Week1: Peyton Manning had 60.28 for Andy.)
  • Mr. Consistency:  Luke is on a five game losing streak.
  • Crystal Ball: Austin, Luke, Logan and I all started perfect rosters.
  • Deadbeats: None!

Stats mostly via TMQ:

  • With 329 offensive yards, Calvin Johnson outgained 15 entire teams: Atlanta, Buffalo, Carolina, City of Tampa, Dallas, Jacksonville, Jersey/A, Jersey/B, Miami, Minnesota, New England, Oakland, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh and Seattle. He also outgained all his Detroit teammates.
  • The Buccaneers and Eagles have combined to lose 17 straight at home.
  • NFL teams from Florida are 0-10 in the month of October.
  • Geno Smith of the Jets threw more touchdown passes to Cincinnati defenders (two) than to his teammates (zero).
  • The Broncos are on a pace to score 686 points; the NFL season record is 589 points. Denver has outscored opponents 115-52 in the fourth quarter. Peyton Manning is on a pace to throw 58 touchdown passes; the NFL record is 50. Jacksonville has six PATs; the Broncos have 43.
benmartens October 30, 2013 Fantasy Sports

Cheeseburger Pie

This one is a classic from my childhood. Mom always made it in a pie pan, but I love it so much that I calculated the volume of a pie pan and expanded the recipe to fit perfectly in a 9×13 pan. So it no longer looks like a pie but I’ll still call it that. This isn’t quite how Mom used to make it, but I think she’ll approve of my modifications.

Ingredients

  • 2 pounds ground beef
  • 1/2 diced onion
  • 5 eggs
  • 2 1/4 cups milk
  • 1 1/4 cup Bisquick
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1/2 tsp pepper
  • 4-5 strips of bacon, cooked and chopped
  • 1 1/2 cups shredded cheddar cheese

Directions

  • Grease or spray a 9/13 pan and preheat the oven to 450.
  • Cook ground beef over medium heat along with the onion.
  • Beat milk, Bisquick, eggs, salt and pepper until smooth
  • Pour the Bisquick mixture into a pan along with the meat, onion, and bacon.
  • Sprinkle with cheddar cheese
  • Bake about 30 minutes or until a knife inserted in the center comes out clean
  • Serve with ketchup
benmartens October 29, 2013 Food

Custom Storage And Desk: Part 2

Part 1 showed the cabinets going in. Once that was done, I added two sets of quad outlets above what will be the desk surface. Each quad outlet contains two outlets that are built-in surge protectors. This seemed useful for things like printers and scanners which will sit on the desk surface.

The length of the wall wasn’t an even multiple of the cabinet sizes I had available so I couldn’t stretch cabinets all the way to the end of the wall. Instead I wrapped some custom shelves around that corner. This is my least favorite part of the project, but they were cheap and functional. I can replace them later if I come up with something better. I bought some 10” metal supports and a couple melamine boards. I cut the boards to fit, ironed white veneer on the exposed ends and mounted them.

Next it was time for the hardest part of the job: building a desk surface. I went through a ton of different ideas from buying a bunch of boards to make a butcher block style table and using laminate flooring. This kept me up nights. I won’t go into details but there were a bunch of requirements that seemed to conflict. Finally I decided to build it with 3/4” sheets of oak plywood and face it with 1” strips of solid oak.

I had to build the desk in two parts in order to get it up the stairs into the room. One piece was an L-shape with a 45-degree angle where I’ll sit and the other wise was a simple 2’x8’ rectangle with a notch cut out of one corner to accommodate a support structure in the wall. I don’t have a table saw (yet) so all of the big cuts were done on the garage floor using a clamped straight edge to guide my circular saw. It’s not the most glamorous way to make cuts, but it sure works well even with one person. (The blue tarps were set up to cover my shelves and to block off the third bay where I was working in an effort to control dust.)

The building work went pretty quickly once I got started. The L-shape part was two pieces of plywood joined together with biscuits and glue. The facing went all the way around the desk and was also attached with biscuits and glue. There are no nails in the whole thing so the surfaces are pristine. I bought some 48” clamps and got good at using them as I slowly attached each piece of oak to face the plywood.

Once the building part was complete, I nervously set about staining the desk. It’s a huge surface and I’m no expert. A new 5” random orbital sander helped immensely as I got the surfaces prepped. I ran through 120 grit, 150 grit, and 220 grit sand paper.  I figured I needed to do each piece in one pass so that the stain would be put on roughly even. I started by doing the bottoms of both pieces, made my mistakes there and then did the tops. After the stain I applied three coats of polyurethane (the bottom only got one coat.) Given the cool weather, I wanted to let everything dry extra long so I did one coat per day. That stretched the project out a long time, but in the end, I had a desk surface that I was pretty proud of.

Next up: Installation and finishing touches

benmartens October 28, 2013 Home Improvement, Projects, Woodworking

Replace A Storage Spaces Drive

I’ve been happily using the Storage Spaces feature of Windows 8 for a while now. It lets me throw in a bunch of drives, tell Windows to treat them all as one big drive, and then tell it to make sure every file is stored on two physical drives. If one drive fails, I can replace it without losing any data.

Up until recently, I had 2 3TB drives and 2 2TB drives. I wanted to replace the 2TB drives with 4TB drives to give me some extra headroom. But how do you remove perfectly healthy drives? One option would be to just pull the plug on one 2TB drive, replace it with a 4TB and let the system repair itself, but emulating a disaster doesn’t seem like a great option.

There’s nothing I could find in the UI that would let me remove one of these drives so I opted for Power Shell instead. Check out the section of this help doc called “How Do I Replace A Physical Drive?” It implies that the UX should have a Remove option but I never saw one. The Power Shell commands worked great though. Repairing the system took hours to finish as it copied lots of data around, but I expected that. It helps to have a spare SATA and power connection to pull this off but you could also do it with a USB enclosure (preferably USB3.)

Now I’m happily running with 14TB of total space. That’s still mirrored so I have 7TB writeable. Oh and by the way, 4TB drives are getting CHEAP. I found these two for $169 each.

benmartens October 25, 2013 Geek